I'm shuddering my way straight with the help of one vibratious Mr. MicroMoan (my pet name -- see photo to the right). When I've got the Mr. in my hand I feel like I'm in some pornographic Donny & Marie showcase from the 70s getting ready to burst into "I'm a little bit cunt-ry, I'm a little bit rock 'n cock."
This bad boy (electrically powered -- no more battery-powered toys for me, they always seem to run down just when I'm starting to ramp up) has two speeds. Rock your world and grind your clit to a nub. At 5700 vibrations per minute, choose your setting carefully and hold on to your labia minora.
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"Rock your world and grind your clit to a nub." So funny, and so sadly true. Made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteThank you! I thought it was funny, too. But then I crack myself up a lot:-)
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