The other day I kissed my
ten-year-old nephew on the head. He looked up at me and the following conversation took place...
Him: "Auntie DDD, do you know there are three kinds of kisses?"
Me: "No."
Him: "There's regular kisses, tongue kisses and European kisses."
Me: "What are European kisses?"
Him: "They're just like tongue kisses, only longer and you keep your eyes closed. Well, and sometimes, instead of her tongue, the lady uses an electric eel."
When I asked him where he heard that, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "I saw it on a show." Hmmm, I must have missed that one ...
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LOL - but he is quite right, of course, where would we be without our eels this side of the pond :) Fly over and I will be happy to show you DDD :)
ReplyDeleteHaha. Kids can be so funny.
ReplyDeleteJust so funny... recently my daughter appeared in the kitchen and said... "Mummy, are all my eggs inside me" I really did try very hard not to look like a rabbit caught in on coming head lights but when she then said... "Well I know the man has eggs and they travel across the woman's tummy and get inside her and make a baby... but are my eggs in me already?" I think I might have failed... however I am delighted to report that the reply... "yes, in your ovaries" seemed to work a treat as she then left the room. I am pretty sure every girl in her class now knows this important bit if information.
ReplyDeleteMollyxxx
Clive: Now that you mention it, I do believe I may have had an eel in my mouth that was quite "electric" once or twice;-)
ReplyDeleteWife and Husband: Absolutely! It's one of the reasons I love to spend time with my nephews.
Molly: I love that! Especially the part about men's eggs traveling across the woman's tummy. Those "eggs" do get around and end up in the strangest places:-) Great job on the answer! I'm sure your daughter is now the "go to" gal for sexual knowledge.
I want to learn more about this electric eel :)
ReplyDeleteUndercover: Sounds like Clive would be more than willing to "explain" it;-)
ReplyDeletebrilliant!
ReplyDeleteCatherine: You're officially back on my blog log:-)
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