Friday, January 6, 2012

Well Isn't That Nice

Yesterday someone from Niceville, Florida
(swear. to. god. that's the name of the
city)
visited Dick Dyke Dick and viewed 1 page
for 00:00 minutes.
Which just made me chuckle.

On the other side of the world,
a naughty reader in Brussels
eyed 35 pages and frittered away 21:14
minutes.
I love a Belgian who doesn't waffle
when it comes to devouring a sex blog.

3 comments:

  1. Well I've been waffling myself, and haven't been here for awhile but I'm back! A Belgian that doesn't waffle....thanks for the chuckle this morning!

    Diane

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  2. That 0:00 min is meaningless for actual time spent on the page. All that means is that the person went to the page and then did not click on another page within your site. So, the viewer could have lingered for quite a while, read your whole main page, or not at all. It's a quirk of Google Analytics; time can only be measured for pages from which the viewer goes to another page within the site, not for those where the viewer then closes the browser or goes elsewhere.

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  3. Diane: I can't help myself. But I love when life throws me something like that. Perfect for my inner punster. Glad to have you back!

    Week Bi Week: Thanks for the Google lesson! I appreciate it.

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